Bobby Valentine, the former Mets manager, is now in his second year as kantoku or manager of the Chiba Lotte Marines. The Lotte conglomerate also owns Lotteria, a fast food chain which serves up a pretty mean teriyaki burger.
Lotteria has introduced the Bobby Burger, with pineapple and extra cheese. Made just the way Bobby likes it. This poster says the Bobby Burger is “Produced by Valentine Kantoku”.
I went with the Straight Burger instead. Not that there’s anything wrong with the other kinds of burgers…
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Pineapple and extra cheese. That sounds about right. I suppose the fake mustache and funny glasses cost extra. Poor Bobby, no one seems to be mentioning his name for the available jobs. Down another burger, Bobby.
HEY BOBY THAT IS MY FAVORITE BURGER IF YOU EVER COME TO CANCUN I WILL PREPARE MY HAWAINA BURGER AND SEE WHAT YOU THINK TAKE CARE,KEEP UP THE GOOD TASTE.